20 years
4 Cups
7 Norris trophies
12 time All Star
1142 points
Congratulations to Nicklas Lidstrom on an amazing career. Arguably the best defenseman to play the game.
Prometheus B-movie style vintage poster art by Cucaracha Borracha
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War Hungry | Labors of Hercules - Sound and Fury 2007
“DO NOT RESPECT ANYONE OR ANYTHING”
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Long live the new flesh.
If I am the Phantom, it is because man’s hatred has made me so.
Finally got around to checking out Workaholics. I think the hype around it had me expecting it to be much more funny than it is.
I think I keep my tumblr pretty safe for life, so I won’t post pictures of the Miami zombie victim’s face… but he does look a lot like Tarman.
I broke my knee when I was in 8th grade, dislocated it. The fall popped it back in, but broke off a chunk of my kneecap, which ended up in one of my thigh muscles. Everything went wrong from there, terrible doctors not knowing what was wrong for months. It convinced my mom that I was faking it, so she had me walk around on a broken knee for three weeks before I was recommended to a sports doctor who was like, “We need to schedule you for surgery right now.”
That kind of ruined my life at the time. Got fat from having to sit around for months. All the extra damage I did to my knee, I had to give up hockey and skating. Yeah, that sucked.
The only reason I write about it is because I fucked my ankle while asleep Friday night. So much so that I’m practically immobile right now. It blows my mind that I could walk around on a broken knee for weeks, yet whatever I did to my ankle, in my sleep, has shelved me.
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Dominik Hasek, at 47, is going to attempt an NHL comeback.
Please don’t encourage Chelios.
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My snail mail game is tight. I built a chick a TARDIS.
